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Experts and non-experts alike never fail to include in their advice about the advantages of including fruits and vegetables in one’s daily diet. The benefits and advantages of eating such are always stressed in all health and wellness discussions. Unfortunately, not everybody is buying the idea of undergoing and accepting a fruit and vegetable diet. The droning and repetitive advice from doctors and helpers would be left unheard by the individuals wanting and needing help.

Kids generally do not enjoy eating their vegetables and fruits. There usually are constant prodding, bargaining, and sometimes scare tactics for an adult to be able to feed their kids right. It may be good though to educate the kids, early on, about the existence of different fruits and vegetables. In educating them, it will not hurt to liberally spice their education process with fun and humorous interaction. Maybe it’s about time that one presents the existence of fruits and vegetables in a different manner. Soliciting from the works of Charles Keller et-al, along with Cornelius Corn’s Corny Jokes, let’s try introducing, naming and generally having fun with our vegetables and fruits.

Question: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Boo-berries

Question: Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
Answer: Because the banana split

Question: What is King Kong’s favorite food?
Answer: Ape-ricots!

Question: What do bananas do when they meet each other?
Answer: A banana shake

Question: What kind of a vegetable is jealous?
Answer: A green bean!

Question: What’s the strongest vegetable?
Answer: A banana sprout

Question: What is a taxi driver’s favorite kind of vegetable?
Answer: A Cab-bage

Question: What kind of flowers should never be put in a vase?
Answer: Cauliflower

Question: What room can be eaten?
Answer: A mushroom!

Question: What kind of vegetable likes to look at animals?
Answer: A zoo-chini!

Question: What is a zucchini’s favorite game?
Answer: Squash!

Question: How do you fix a broken tomato?
Answer: Tomato paste

Question: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Answer: Straw-berries

Question: What is the coolest vegetable?
Answer: A rad-ish!

Question: What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Answer: Pears (pairs!)

Question: Which vegetable can’t you take on a boat?
Answer: Leeks

Question: What did the little cob of corn call his dad?
Answer: Pop Corn!

Question: What does corn say when it feels embarrassed?
Answer: Aw, shucks!

Question: Why is it not wise to tell secrets in a cornfield?
Answer: There are so many ears!

Question: Where do cucumbers go for a date?
Answer: The salad bar!

Question: What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?
Answer: An egg-plant

Question: Why were the strawberries so upset?
Answer: Because they were in a jam!

Question: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Answer: Quit stalking me!

There are a lot funnier guess the fruit/vegetable game and corny jokes found online. Most jokes are old but one would be given more attention when delivering important information this way. We know for a fact that promoting a healthy living is a serious business, but the delivery of the information could be done otherwise.

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